Dirty Sexy Saint (Dirty Sexy, #1)

This book… what can I say, I couldn’t get into it. The characters are unrealistic and the plot doesn’t make sense…


Dirty Sexy Saint

Author: Carly Phillips & Erika Wilde
Published: January 19, 2016
Pages: 268

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Clay Kincaid knows he’s more a sinner than a saint. Especially when it comes to women. With a rough and damaged past that has left him jaded, he doesn’t do committed relationships. But he does like sex—the hotter and harder, the better. He likes it fast and filthy, which is why he refuses to even touch someone as sweet and guileless as Samantha Jamieson. Until he discovers that she likes it just as down and dirty as he does. Let the sinning begin . . .

Review:
Samantha was groomed to be the perfect Stepford wife. So it comes as no surprise when her farther announces to her boyfriend of 8 months that it is time for them to get married. The way her father handles Samantha is closer to a business deal and this ends up being the deal that breaks her. Leaving everything behind, including her wealth, she escapes her life. 

Clay, known as Saint clay, is supposedly this bad boy who is secretly rich. Expect he helps those close to him, including strangers. Which is exactly how he meets and begins helping Samantha. He lets her stay at his apartment, gives her a waitressing job at his bar, buys her clothes, and then a whole pastry chef ensemble because that is her dream job. But he’s not good enough for her  because he likes kinky sex. So he tries to stays away but as you can imagine that doesn’t work out. Samantha ends up giving Clay a blowjob and they end up having missionary sex in his office. He’s a kink master, folks.

The plot is weak and unrealistic. Samantha’s character is a contradiction and I couldn’t help but roll my eyes over what happens. I’m sorry but this book was not for me. I found myself skimming most of the pages until I eventually put it down. This book is off to the DNF Graveyard..

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Reaper’s Property (Reapers MC, #1)

Reapers Property

Author: Joanna Wylde
Published: January 9, 2013
Pages: 306

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Marie doesn’t need a complication like Horse. The massive, tattooed, badass biker who shows up at her brother’s house one afternoon doesn’t agree. He wants Marie on his bike and in his bed. Now.

But Marie just left her abusive jerk of an ex-husband and she’s not looking for a new man. Especially one like Horse—she doesn’t know his real name or where he lives, she’s ninety percent certain he’s a criminal and that the “business” he talks with her brother isn’t website design. She needs him out of her life, which would be a snap if he’d just stop giving her mind-blowing orgasms.

Horse is part of the Reapers Motorcycle Club, and when he wants something, he takes it. What he wants is Marie, but she’s not interested in becoming “property of”. Then her brother steals from the club. Marie can save him by giving Horse what he wants—at home, in public, on his bike… If she’s a very, very good girl, she’ll get lots more of those orgasms only he can offer, and he’ll let her brother live.
Maybe.

Review:
This book is not at all what I thought it would be. I’m not even sure why I kept reading the book. 

Marie is a mess and someone who constantly makes bad decisions. Her brother Jeff doesn’t help matters with his involvement in a motorcycle gang. Especially when he steals from the gangs. Now Marie is held hostage, paying for her brothers crime through sex, while Jeff scrambles to come up with the money he owes. 

Horse is a gang member who wants Marie. He is big, dominating, and has a temper. His idea of the’tribe’ is difficult to accept. I think the way it is described in this book, it comes out more sexist and demeaning towards women.  

The further I read the book, the more irritated I became. Marie doesn’t understand Horse’s lifestyle and when he asked her to be his ‘old woman’ she said no. Instead of giving her time, he punishes her by making her feel like a prostitute. And what’s worst is she feels like it’s her fault. Her fault that she is now a “quick fuck” instead of a respectable woman. Talk about manipulation.  The sex scenes are demanding and close to being uncomfortable to read. A couple scenes resemble/came too close to rape than I was comfortable with. And most of the interactions between Marie and Horse are beyond dysfunctional. 

In the end, I couldn’t finish the book. I surprised myself with how far I did read but I would not recommend this book to anyone. Although, keep in mind my view on this is not the norm. There are a ton of positive reviews and maybe something to think about when considering this book. 

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My Favorite Mistake (My Favorite Mistake #1)

My Favorite Mistake

 

Author: Chelsea Cameron
Published: August 27, 2013
Pages: 400

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Two secrets. One bet. Who will break first?
Taylor Caldwell can’t decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him. On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he’s a tattooed, guitar-playing bad boy. Maybe that’s why Taylor’s afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn’t want to get burned, so she needs him gone before it’s too late.

Hunter himself has been burned before, but Taylor’s sexy laugh and refusal to let him get away with anything make her irresistible. Determined not to be kicked out of her life without a fight, Hunter proposes a bet: if she can convince him she either truly loves or hates him, he’ll leave the apartment;and leave her alone.

But when the man behind Taylor’s fear of giving up her heart resurfaces, she has to decide: trust Hunter with her greatest secret, or do everything in her power to win that bet and drive him away forever.

Review:
The book opens up with a very upset Taylor and an easy going Hunter. Taylor has a strong personality and she can be dramatic at times. It was a little ridiculous how upset she got with having to share a room with Hunter. But as you can imagine, she hates him. Honestly, it seems like she hates everything. Her character was really difficult for me to like. Yes, she is strong. But her strength comes across more as raging bitch than independent capable woman. Some of her reactions and the way she handled herself was just embarrassing.

It takes a while for me to grasp Hunters character and I don’t think I every fully grasped it before putting down the book. But the deal Hunter strikes with Taylor is odd – he will move out if Taylor proves to him that she either hates him or loves him. Not really something you hear from someone you just met who and told to someone who has made it very clear she doesn’t like you. 

In the end I gave the book my best try but couldn’t finish reading it. Taylor’s immaturity and tendency towards unnecessary violence was a HUGE turnoff. 

 

Practice Makes Perfect

Practice makes perfect


Author
: Julie James
Published: March 3, 2009
Pages: 291

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Behind closed doors, they’re laying down the law.

When it comes to the laws of attraction…

Payton Kendall and J.D. Jameson are lawyers who know the meaning of objection. A feminist to the bone, Payton has fought hard to succeed in a profession dominated by men. Born wealthy, privileged, and cocky, J.D. has fought hard to ignore her. Face-to-face, they’re perfectly civil. They have to be. For eight years they have kept a safe distance and tolerated each other as coworkers for one reason: to make partner at the firm.

…There are no rules.

But all bets are off when they’re asked to join forces on a major case. Though apprehensive at first, they begin to appreciate each other’s dedication to the law—and the sparks between them quickly turn into attraction. But the increasingly hot connection does not last long when they discover that only one of them will be named partner. Now it’s an all-out war. And the battle between the sexes is bound to make these lawyers hot under the collar…

Review:
Payton has a secret crush on her co-worker. The same co-worker who is also fighting for the same partnership she is. J.D is attractive but he’s sexist. His ideas on feminism and equality are far from reality. This characteristic makes his character highly unattractive. To add to this, J.D relationship with his Dad is a constant struggle. 

The writing style seemed choppy and I struggled to really get into the book. I found myself skimming a lot of what was written, wondering when I would get to the interesting part. I think the thing that bugged me about this book was the direction the plot took and the exaggerated characteristics of Payton and J.D. 

This book wasn’t for me. 

Sugar Rush (Sugar Bowl, #2)

Sugar Rush
Author
: Sawyer Bennett
Published: August 16, 2016
Pages: 216

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
After posing as an escort for the Sugar Bowl online dating service, Sela Halstead is looking for one thing: payback. She’s closing in on the site’s heartless founder, Jonathon Townsend, and she needs Beckett North, Townsend’s business partner and her lover, by her side. She’d thought that their intimate nights together had forged an unbreakable bond, but after a shocking betrayal, Sela begins to doubt the brilliant bad boy. When push comes to shove, can she trust Beck to do the right thing?

Now that he understands the truth, Beck will stop at nothing to secure the reckoning Sela deserves. But between his desire for her and his disgust for JT, Beck doesn’t exactly have a lot of control over his emotional state. Left with no other choice, he must summon all his discipline to maintain JT’s trust and pretend that they’re still friends. But how far will Beck go to prove his loyalty to Sela? He nearly lost her once. To keep her, Beck might have to kill for her.

Review:
This book picks up right where Sugar Daddy left off. And I’m a bit surprised how quickly Beck puts everything together with Sela’s rape. I’m also surprised with how quickly Sela and Beck resolve everything from the last book. The further I dive into this book, the more disappointed I became. This book wasn’t as captivating as the first book. Although the plot was interesting, it wasn’t as exciting or suspenseful. And honestly, I wasn’t really into this book. It wasn’t long before I started skimming chapters and skipping over sections of the book. Unfortunately, this book just didn’t really hold my attention.

Beck turns from the controlled, dominating man we were first introduced to, to an impulsive and somewhat consumed man. I understand him wanting to help Sela, but the lengths he goes to in this book scream impractical. Let’s be honest, Beck really hasn’t know Sela for long. And beyond sex, they don’t know much about each other. Yet, he drops everything for her. He becomes just as consumed with getting revenge from TJ as Sela was in the first book.

Sela is more controlled and relaxed in this book. Although she has come to the understanding that murdering TJ would be unwise, she is confident in Becks dedication to let him take the lead on getting revenge. And the plan Beck comes up with is costly and not a guarantee.

As the book continues, I found myself becoming more detached and uninterested. I think the thing that really killed the book for me was how unrealistic everything was. I don’t know, maybe if I read this book at a different time then I would have enjoyed it more. But right now I think I need to put the book down and walk away. Maybe I’ll come back to it, maybe I won’t…

My review is not the norm for this book. When considering this book, please look at other reviews. Most people enjoyed the book. I guess I just couldn’t get into it.

 

 

Once Broken Faith (October Daye, #10)

once-broken-faithAuthor: Seanan McGuire
Published: September 6, 2016
Pages: 420

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Politics have never been October “Toby” Daye’s strong suit. When she traveled to the Kingdom of Silences to prevent them from going to war with her home, the Kingdom of the Mists, she wasn’t expecting to return with a cure for elf-shot and a whole new set of political headaches. Now the events she unwittingly set in motion could change the balance of modern Faerie forever, and she has been ordered to appear before a historic convocation of monarchs, hosted by Queen Windermere in the Mists and overseen by the High King and Queen themselves.

Naturally, things have barely gotten underway when the first dead body shows up. As the only changeling in attendance, Toby is already the target of suspicion and hostility. Now she needs to find a killer before they can strike again—and with the doors locked to keep the guilty from escaping, no one is safe. As danger draws ever closer to her allies and the people she loves best, Toby will have to race against time to prevent the total political destabilization of the West Coast and to get the convocation back on track…and if she fails, the cure for elf-shot may be buried forever, along with the victims she was too slow to save.

Because there are worse fates than sleeping for a hundred years.

Review:
Disappointed is the first thing that comes to mind. I really enjoyed this series but I think this book will be the one that stops me from reading more. It’s not that I don’t enjoy the characters or the world Seanan created. Her creativity truly shines and what she describes/creates is usually consistent and detailed. But this book just fell short in a lot of areas.

The plot was captivating but it wasn’t new. Like the previous books in this series, the plot followed the same predictable sequence. Although it was an interesting plot, it wasn’t anything to get excited about. From what I read, there was no character development, no progress in the overall “problem” in this series, and nothing really gained. I’ll be honest, I ended up putting the book down before I finished it.

The repetition in this book drove me absolutely crazy!! After reading the same thing over and over, I felt like the author was adding filler nonsense. One character would be introduced with a paragraph or two of information. Then a chapter or two later, I would be reading that same information again. This happened so often that It became difficult to focus on the plot.

This book is the first time I noticed the inconsistencies in Toby’s character. Her inner monologue would say one thing but her behavior or words would say something else. This book was just a huge disappointment.

Dirty (Dive Bar, #1)

Dirty

Author: Kyle Scott
Published: April 19, 2016
Pages: 288

Stars: 1 out of 5

 

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Synopsis:
The last thing Vaughan Hewson expects to find when he returns to his childhood home is a broken hearted bride in his shower, let alone the drama and chaos that comes with her.

Lydia Green doesn’t know whether to burn down the church or sit and cry in a corner. Discovering the love of your life is having an affair on your wedding day is bad enough. Finding out it’s with his best man is another thing all together. She narrowly escapes tying the knot and meets Vaughan only hours later.

Vaughan is the exact opposite of the picture perfect, respected businessman she thought she’d marry. This former musician-turned-bartender is rough around the edges and unsettled. But she already tried Mr. Right and discovered he’s all wrong-maybe it’s time to give Mr. Right Now a chance.

After all, what’s wrong with getting dirty?

Review:

Lydia has really low self esteem and comments on her weight far too much. Within the first chapter, the author makes fun of Lydia’s plus size weight close to three times. This really bugged me because I don’t find it humorous or even entertaining. I wouldn’t classify Lydia as the most stable of characters but her weaknesses overshadow her other qualities. She is a bit all over the place and her low self esteem drags everything down. I think I would have liked this book better if Lydia’s character was stronger. Lydia mentally rambles far too much, especially when she should be focused on other things like being kissed.

Vaughan, my first impression was he’s a tad crude and a bit vulgar. One of the things he does early on that seems a bit undesirable is how he openly ogles Lydia’s breasts. It’s not so much that he does it but more the way he does it. It’s not done in a flattering, sexy way. It leaves the reader with this cheap feeling. That paired with Lydia’s unbelievably low self esteem and the whole scene just doesn’t sit well with me. But he offered his friendship to Lydia, so I really tried to like him…But I just couldn’t like him. His tough guy mentality wasn’t doing it for me. And it drove me crazy when he would grunt instead of giving a response.

I didn’t like the authors writings style. It was choppy and didn’t flow well. The way she wrote, it was closer to stating facts than showing the reader each characters personality or what emotions they were going through.

And honestly, I know this is a small thing but it really drove me crazy. The cover doesn’t match the description of Vaughan. Supposedly he has reddish blond hair with blue eyes, which I have never seen before but whatever. So not only was it difficult to picture what he looked like, I honestly couldn’t imagine blue eyes going with light hair. Dark, yes. Which brings me to the cover. The guy on the over has very dark facial hair, not the red/blond the book described. Did I miss something here?

This book is a contemporary romance with humor mixed throughout and one of those love at first sight books. Or in the authors terms, crazy at first sight. Which I would have to agree with the crazy part. According to Goodreads, my review is not the norm. Most people in fact loved the book.

Overall, I felt the plot was too fluffy and shallow. I guess what everyone else considered humorous and enduring/cute, was too awkward for me and I just didn’t understand the humor. The book wasn’t able to engage my heart or mind and I found myself skimming the book. But I think if you have read books from this author in the past, then you will really like this book.