Can You Keep a Secret?

Three different covers, one book… Maybe that should have been the first clue that this book wasn’t for me. But once again, my review of this book is a far cry from the norm. Most people actually enjoyed reading this book. I just wasn’t one of them.


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Author: Sophie Kinsella
Published: December 27, 2005
Pages: 374

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Meet Emma Corrigan, a young woman with a huge heart, an irrepressible spirit, and a few little secrets: Secrets from her boyfriend: I’ve always thought Connor looks a bit like Ken. As in Barbie and Ken. Secrets from her mother: I lost my virginity in the spare bedroom with Danny Nussbaum while Mum and Dad were downstairs watching Ben-Hur. Secrets she wouldn’t share with anyone in the world: I have no idea what NATO stands for. Or even what it is. Until she spills them all to a handsome stranger on a plane. At least, she thought he was a stranger.…Until Emma comes face-to-face with Jack Harper, the company’s elusive CEO, a man who knows every single humiliating detail about her…

Review:
The first chapter had me chuckling with easily relatable situations aligned with humorous view on them. It was a little difficult to follow everything being said based on cultural differences. The book has a ‘Bridget Jones Diary’ kind of flow and feel. Everything from the embarrassment, mishaps, and uncomfortable experiences. Honestly, I couldn’t do it. The book was too much and felt like a scene from Bridget Jones. Where’s the uniqueness in that?

This book was not for me and will forever remain in the DNF Graveyard…

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Iced (Fever, #6)

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You know when you read a series and you love every book within it. You are sad to see it end but in all reality you are happy the author ended on a high note. Then the author comes back with a semi-spin off and the idea just blows your mind away. You are so excited to read it, thinking it would be just as good as the other five books. Well, that wasn’t this book. And trust me when I say I really, REALLY, tried to like this book…


Iced

Author: Karen Moning
Published: October 30, 2012
Pages: 512

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
The year is 1 AWC—After the Wall Crash. The Fae are free and hunting us. It’s a war zone out there, and no two days are alike. I’m Dani O’Malley, the chaos-filled streets of Dublin are my home, and there’s no place I’d rather be.

Dani “Mega” O’Malley plays by her own set of rules—and in a world overrun by Dark Fae, her biggest rule is: Do what it takes to survive. Possessing rare talents and the all-powerful Sword of Light, Dani is more than equipped for the task. In fact, she’s one of the rare humans who can defend themselves against the Unseelie. But now, amid the pandemonium, her greatest gifts have turned into serious liabilities.

Dani’s ex–best friend, MacKayla Lane, wants her dead, the terrifying Unseelie princes have put a price on her head, and Inspector Jayne, the head of the police force, is after her sword and will stop at nothing to get it. What’s more, people are being mysteriously frozen to death all over the city, encased on the spot in sub-zero, icy tableaux.

When Dublin’s most seductive nightclub gets blanketed in hoarfrost, Dani finds herself at the mercy of Ryodan, the club’s ruthless, immortal owner. He needs her quick wit and exceptional skill to figure out what’s freezing Fae and humans dead in their tracks—and Ryodan will do anything to ensure her compliance.

Dodging bullets, fangs, and fists, Dani must strike treacherous bargains and make desperate alliances to save her beloved Dublin—before everything and everyone in it gets iced.

Review:
The book opens up to a new world, a world after the walls crashed and Faerie is free to torment. We are quickly introduced to Dani, a 14 year old who acts years younger than she should. The way Dani talks and explains the book is difficult to read because of her improper grammar. Dani is a mixed blood, meaning she has some fae blood in her. Because of this, she has special abilities. One of her favorites is her ability to move so fast that someone would mistake her for the wind. And did I mention how immature she is.. 

This is the second time I’ve tried reading this book. And like the first time, I just can’t do it. I truly hate Dani’s character. I don’t know what Karen Morning was trying to accomplish here but for me she completely missed the mark. How to explain Dani’s character.. She is similar to a young adult character but she’s not even that. because those characters have way more maturity than she does. It’s almost like the author has never been around teenagers before. And the guys interested in her- GROSS! She is 14!!! 

I want to like it but I just can’t. I can’t do it! This book will forever be in the DNF Graveyard!!!

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Archangels Kiss (Guild Hunter, #2)

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Hmm, what to say about this book. One word sums up this book- disapointment. But before I get ahead of myself, here is a little information about the book..


 

Archangels kiss

Author: Nalini Singh
Published: February 2, 2010
Pages: 323

Stars: 1 of 5

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Angels Blood (Guild Hunter, #1)

 

Synopsis:
Vampire hunter Elena Deveraux wakes from a year-long coma to find herself changed—an angel with wings the colors of midnight and dawn—but her fragile body needs time to heal before she can take flight. Her lover, the stunningly dangerous archangel, Raphael, is used to being in control—especially when it comes to the woman he considers his own. But Elena has never done well with authority.

They’ve barely begun to understand each other when Raphael receives an invitation to a ball from the archangel, Lijuan. To refuse would be a sign of fatal weakness, so Raphael must ready Elena for the flight to Beijing—and to the nightmare that awaits them there. Ancient and without conscience, Lijuan holds a power that lies with the dead. And she has organized the most perfect and most vicious of welcomes for Elena.

Review:
I wanted to like this book and after reading the first book I thought I love this one. But I just couldn’t. Now keep in mind, my review is not the norm. So if you are considering reading this book, please take a look at other reviews because most people do like this book.

I don’t think I’m giving anything away when I say Elaine turns into an angel. I thought this was actually pretty cool. But the way Elaine downplays how she became this way, well that was disappointing and somewhat confusing. I felt like the author was pushing Elaine and Raphael’s relationship yet at the same time not really following through. Elaine and Raphael’s relationship is just strange to me. First off, there isn’t much chemistry between the two. I would compare their relationship to a combination of something between instant love and only sexual. It didn’t really fit well. On one hand they will die for each other but on the other, there is no trust and they don’t know each other. And secondly, half the time Elaine didn’t believe in their relationship and the other half she was all tingly and wet… I just don’t get it.

The other thing that really got to me in this book is the writing.  I felt like there was a lot of repetition, especially with some of the exact phrasing used in book one. Where is the creativity in that? And the cursed loop of flashbacks. I mean come on!! The author hints at what happened but doesn’t indulge. It would be one thing if these hinted flashbacks happened every now and then. But it felt like they happened all the time and there was no resolution. It was annoying, repetitive, and frustrating.

Half way through I was bored reading the book. Maybe I will try this book again but until then, this book goes into the DNF Graveyard…

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Paranormalcy (Paranormalcy, #1)

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I’ll be honest, I knew right away I did not want to finish this book. You know when you start reading something and you realize fairly quickly that this book isn’t for you? Well that’s what happened. Except instead of putting the book down, I kept reading hoping I would see what other readers are raving about. I’ll let you in on a secret, I never saw it..


Paranormalcy
Author: Kiersten White
Published: August 31, 2010
Pages: 335

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Evie’s always thought of herself as a normal teenager, even though she works for the International Paranormal Containment Agency, her ex-boyfriend is a faerie, she’s falling for a shape-shifter, and she’s the only person who can see through paranormals’ glamours.

But Evie’s about to realize that she may very well be at the center of a dark faerie prophecy promising destruction to all paranormal creatures.

So much for normal.

Review:
Evie is a teenager who can see through glamour. She is young and has been raised as a human by the government. Since she was eight, she has had the same job – bag and tag Paranormals. Her life is a bit sad. She doesn’t have any friends, zero family, and hardly ever gets to go out in the real world. But as the story progresses, she slowly pieces information together and things get a little clearer. 

Then Evie meets Lend, a Paranormal she caught but will end up helping. He is her age and wears the glamour of other people instead of his true face. His true form is difficult to make out but needless to say, our lead heroine finds him attractive. Unfortunately she also has to deal with Reth, a faerie who is determined to have her. Being both good and bad, Reth gets his hands on Evie and she begins to change. Both Reth and Lend hold secrets, are mysterious, and attractive. But it’s easy to see which one she puts her trust in. 

The writing style and plot is geared towards a younger audience. I couldn’t say the plot was bad, it just didn’t hold my interest enough. Besides the plot was somewhat typical- clueless girl desperate to be apart of anything while trying to figure out some big secret. Yet refuses the help of those who are actually trying to help her because she is scared and irrational. Evie’s character comes across as the perfect teenager and I think that immaturity was what made this book difficult for me to enjoy. In the end, I never finished the book. I just couldn’t do it. But I honestly think if I was younger, I would enjoy this book more. So please keep that in mind when reading this review and choosing whether you want to read this book or not. But for now, this book will end up in my DNF Graveyard.

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Dirty Sexy Saint (Dirty Sexy, #1)

This book… what can I say, I couldn’t get into it. The characters are unrealistic and the plot doesn’t make sense…


Dirty Sexy Saint

Author: Carly Phillips & Erika Wilde
Published: January 19, 2016
Pages: 268

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Clay Kincaid knows he’s more a sinner than a saint. Especially when it comes to women. With a rough and damaged past that has left him jaded, he doesn’t do committed relationships. But he does like sex—the hotter and harder, the better. He likes it fast and filthy, which is why he refuses to even touch someone as sweet and guileless as Samantha Jamieson. Until he discovers that she likes it just as down and dirty as he does. Let the sinning begin . . .

Review:
Samantha was groomed to be the perfect Stepford wife. So it comes as no surprise when her farther announces to her boyfriend of 8 months that it is time for them to get married. The way her father handles Samantha is closer to a business deal and this ends up being the deal that breaks her. Leaving everything behind, including her wealth, she escapes her life. 

Clay, known as Saint clay, is supposedly this bad boy who is secretly rich. Expect he helps those close to him, including strangers. Which is exactly how he meets and begins helping Samantha. He lets her stay at his apartment, gives her a waitressing job at his bar, buys her clothes, and then a whole pastry chef ensemble because that is her dream job. But he’s not good enough for her  because he likes kinky sex. So he tries to stays away but as you can imagine that doesn’t work out. Samantha ends up giving Clay a blowjob and they end up having missionary sex in his office. He’s a kink master, folks.

The plot is weak and unrealistic. Samantha’s character is a contradiction and I couldn’t help but roll my eyes over what happens. I’m sorry but this book was not for me. I found myself skimming most of the pages until I eventually put it down. This book is off to the DNF Graveyard..

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Reaper’s Property (Reapers MC, #1)

Reapers Property

Author: Joanna Wylde
Published: January 9, 2013
Pages: 306

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Marie doesn’t need a complication like Horse. The massive, tattooed, badass biker who shows up at her brother’s house one afternoon doesn’t agree. He wants Marie on his bike and in his bed. Now.

But Marie just left her abusive jerk of an ex-husband and she’s not looking for a new man. Especially one like Horse—she doesn’t know his real name or where he lives, she’s ninety percent certain he’s a criminal and that the “business” he talks with her brother isn’t website design. She needs him out of her life, which would be a snap if he’d just stop giving her mind-blowing orgasms.

Horse is part of the Reapers Motorcycle Club, and when he wants something, he takes it. What he wants is Marie, but she’s not interested in becoming “property of”. Then her brother steals from the club. Marie can save him by giving Horse what he wants—at home, in public, on his bike… If she’s a very, very good girl, she’ll get lots more of those orgasms only he can offer, and he’ll let her brother live.
Maybe.

Review:
This book is not at all what I thought it would be. I’m not even sure why I kept reading the book. 

Marie is a mess and someone who constantly makes bad decisions. Her brother Jeff doesn’t help matters with his involvement in a motorcycle gang. Especially when he steals from the gangs. Now Marie is held hostage, paying for her brothers crime through sex, while Jeff scrambles to come up with the money he owes. 

Horse is a gang member who wants Marie. He is big, dominating, and has a temper. His idea of the’tribe’ is difficult to accept. I think the way it is described in this book, it comes out more sexist and demeaning towards women.  

The further I read the book, the more irritated I became. Marie doesn’t understand Horse’s lifestyle and when he asked her to be his ‘old woman’ she said no. Instead of giving her time, he punishes her by making her feel like a prostitute. And what’s worst is she feels like it’s her fault. Her fault that she is now a “quick fuck” instead of a respectable woman. Talk about manipulation.  The sex scenes are demanding and close to being uncomfortable to read. A couple scenes resemble/came too close to rape than I was comfortable with. And most of the interactions between Marie and Horse are beyond dysfunctional. 

In the end, I couldn’t finish the book. I surprised myself with how far I did read but I would not recommend this book to anyone. Although, keep in mind my view on this is not the norm. There are a ton of positive reviews and maybe something to think about when considering this book. 

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My Favorite Mistake (My Favorite Mistake #1)

My Favorite Mistake

 

Author: Chelsea Cameron
Published: August 27, 2013
Pages: 400

Stars: 1 out of 5

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Synopsis:
Two secrets. One bet. Who will break first?
Taylor Caldwell can’t decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him. On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he’s a tattooed, guitar-playing bad boy. Maybe that’s why Taylor’s afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn’t want to get burned, so she needs him gone before it’s too late.

Hunter himself has been burned before, but Taylor’s sexy laugh and refusal to let him get away with anything make her irresistible. Determined not to be kicked out of her life without a fight, Hunter proposes a bet: if she can convince him she either truly loves or hates him, he’ll leave the apartment;and leave her alone.

But when the man behind Taylor’s fear of giving up her heart resurfaces, she has to decide: trust Hunter with her greatest secret, or do everything in her power to win that bet and drive him away forever.

Review:
The book opens up with a very upset Taylor and an easy going Hunter. Taylor has a strong personality and she can be dramatic at times. It was a little ridiculous how upset she got with having to share a room with Hunter. But as you can imagine, she hates him. Honestly, it seems like she hates everything. Her character was really difficult for me to like. Yes, she is strong. But her strength comes across more as raging bitch than independent capable woman. Some of her reactions and the way she handled herself was just embarrassing.

It takes a while for me to grasp Hunters character and I don’t think I every fully grasped it before putting down the book. But the deal Hunter strikes with Taylor is odd – he will move out if Taylor proves to him that she either hates him or loves him. Not really something you hear from someone you just met who and told to someone who has made it very clear she doesn’t like you. 

In the end I gave the book my best try but couldn’t finish reading it. Taylor’s immaturity and tendency towards unnecessary violence was a HUGE turnoff.